*rising up from loosely packed grave soil* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better job next time
x2s:
Stingwater Jacquard Knit
Local man develops a new interest, joins a discord server and finds the worst people and immediately leaves
*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.
bonus: explain why!
personal favourite responses thus far
- the people who have no moral qualms with cannibalism but but voted no because theyre picky eaters or dont like trying new things
- the multiple vegetarians who voted yes
- the one (1) person who (rightfully) called out the phrase ‘ethically sourced human meat’ (when i typed that out i had to take a long look at the choices ive made throughout my life)
- “ever since i got into pokemon vore i’ve had a huge fascination in cannibalism”
- the anime blog who reblogged this post not 5 minutes after my anime fan friend told me that “anime fans LOVE cannibalism”
- “if they are my enemy”
- and most of all - those who are reblogging without any commentary at all. because having absolutely NO thoughts on cannibalism is more fascinating than any possible response
i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡
i’ve been scarred by every single game that ever asked me to keep track of a daily cycle. oh gee it’s almost midnight, did i water my crops? did i find all the fossils? have i checked on every apricorn tree? did i receive the special item for this day of the week? daily quests? daily login bonus? these days i only let duolingo abuse me like that but it’s on thin ice
favorite “mid” Disney 2D animated movie
The Sword in the Stone (1963)
The Rescuers (1977)
The Black Cauldron (1985)
The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Oliver & Company (1988)
Brother Bear (2003)
Home on the Range (2004)
I’ve never seen any of these.
i decide what’s mid. originals only (no sequels), no sleeper hits/cult classics (Atlantis), no Golden Age (Pocahontas even if it’s arguably mid), and The Aristocats isn’t on here because it’s not mid it’s just bad
Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.
“Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets”; 40k notes
What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god
i just want to say that dental dam is a fucking awful term. who the fuck wants to go down on someone and think “this is like being a pussy dentist”. in iceland we call them töfrateppi which means magic carpet and is so much better. thanks for coming to my ted talk
Favorite Euphemism for Prison used in Sick Jan
The Big House
Uncle Sam’s Naughty Box
Whitey Bulger’s Final Airbnb
The People’s Pound
Can’t Order Pizza Anymore Island
idk if some people find it contradictory or not but I find that I can easily like both a character and the character that killed/betrayed them. It’s like having two best friends who hate each other





