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i always saw it as i was a giant and i was eating trees. aww yeah
You may have my share of the world’s broccoli, for I do not want it.
how can you not like broccoli omfg. i love it so much ;_; oh well more in the world for me
THE LITTLE FLOWER PART, MAN. IT SKEEVES ME OUT IN MY MOUTH. IT’S LIKE I’M EATING KITTEN FEET OR SOMETHING.
Also, the taste is vaguely unpleasant. But I don’t think I’d’ve spat it out if the texture wasn’t weird.
I, at the age of 21, have just had broccoli and cauliflower for the first time.
This is the face I made when I ate the broccoli:
The texture was weird and the taste was worse and I spat it out.
The cauliflower, however, was okay. If I had to say it tasted like something it would be “vegetables”. I could see myself eating it again in the future, if it is there, but I doubt I will seek it out.
Broccoli can fuck off and die though. Fuck broccoli.
In other news, I made a smiley face on my meat with sriracha sauce but the picture was too dark to see it and I already ate it.
eat it oh my god eat it and be merry
Touche. But yes. Try ze broccoli. It’s magical.
cauliflower cheese is legit one of my fave meals with no meat definitely eat it