(Source: ruinedchildhood)
I tried to make snickerdoodles and I think I fucked up
Homemade fruit snack gummy thing (tiki faces were the only not-hard plastic molds/ice cube trays we could find
(Source: osricschau)
it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am
(Source: llzzyhale)
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
current mood: will graham when freddie lounds is in the room
[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
Hannibal + Sassy Science Squad
she wants the d(esperate well being of will graham)
(Source: lecterings)
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
Hannibal posing seductively in a PETA ad
So I found this shirt …